Monday, February 18, 2008

The Regrettable Contest of Noughts and Crosses, chapter seven



The briefcase held the address of a woman in Kentucky.
She freelanced as an escort and her name was Madame Lucky.
She specialized in deep massage and grapefruit juice colonics.
The Senator bought her fancy cars and high-end electronics.

2 comments:

Niall young said...

You'd never have guessed 'Colonics and High end electronics' could sit so comfortably ...but of course that would depend on how high up the end the colonic went!

Julie Kwiatkowski Schuler said...

I don't think I have any kind of a comeback for that. Let me check... nope.