Thursday, March 11, 2010

Abecedarium of Demise: The Letter H



Hank the Hapless Huckster was Hawking Hosiery door to door.
But to one Heavenly Housewife, He offered one extra service more.



The Housewife had a Husband who punched Him in the nose,
and Hung up the Hapless Huckster by his sample pantyhose.

17 comments:

mbkatc230 said...

Ha Ha! You never fail to brighten my day with your incredible imagination. Great post! Kathy

5thsister said...

Hahaha hee hee! LOvin' it! You're very, very good at coming up with clever ways to die! Curious as to what "I" is going to bring: death my icicle? Deadly insects? Can't wait!

My name is PJ. said...

You are so brilliant! When I die, I would like it be alliterative....that's how inspirational you are!!!

Mumsy said...

Lol..love your sketches, and your story lines..

jeff campbell said...

Great poem and sketches...soooo crafty my dear...Peace and blessings

Kass said...

Your humor abounds....

Viki said...

Sometimes I would like to do that to those people that come to the door LOL. Hey, for some reason when I clicked on your link over by Jenny's it took me back to her post. I don't know if others are having trouble or not.

mrs. c said...

You have such a wicked sense of humor.....and I love it! You come up with the most original posts!

I do love working with young children, when you are their first teacher, you set the stage for their entire school career, you have the power to turn them on to books, stories, and art as well as science, math, and the world. Just today I was teaching my kids the difference in transparent, translucent, and opaque. WOW they are 4 and 5 and because it was hands-on they were actively engaged they understand.....what a rush!

lissa said...

this one was quick, too bad for Hank

MrsJenB said...

Brilliant! Poor guy...haha

Melinda Cornish said...

husband didnt appreciate the huckster I guess.....super creative H post.....you amaze me...melinda

Rocky Mountain Woman said...

Wonderful, love it love it love it...

Patti said...

very imaginative!!

Patti said...

very imaginative!!

Jenny said...

You are soooo cool Julie. You are my imagination hero! Not my imaginary hero!

Your link is linked wrong but I'm going to fix it!

A+

Jackie said...

good one! Thank you Jenny for fixing the link and sending us over here late as it may .

mub said...

Haha, I really love your posts! I could never come up with stuff like this!